fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

buttflick:

when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it 

image

toots-toots:

glitterlion:

thebigblackwolfe:

kyssthis16:

tyleroakley:

adirtylilsecret:

BITCH THAT WAS SHADE DOWNNNNNNN

SHE WENT IN.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHA

SHRIEKING

omg. I was not prepared.

YEEESSSSSS

i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks.
Alexa Chung (via suspend)

chloerayne:

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

I have tried countless times to scroll past this freaking caption, i give in

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*