"It was in the fall when I realized the world I had known was forever doomed. I knew I was about to enter the gates of Hell, but like the inescapable pull of gravity there was nothing I could do about it."
“The owners were getting divorced, and they were going to put him down. I said, ‘No, you won’t!’ He’s the best dog I’ve ever seen. People are afraid of him, but he’s such a sweet thing. I have seizures, and when I’m having a seizure, if my roommate is home, Rocky will go grab him by the pants leg and bring him in to me. He’s lost about 15 pounds since I got him on a diet, but he still looks like a bowling ball with turkey legs.”
Paw Paw, IL
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
My pug has become a beautiful puggerfly
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ