Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.
my english teacher (via msndobrev)
what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?
me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe as whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

themaidenofthetree ANSWER MY TEXTS I SEE YOU ONLINE

"I feel like I’m the Paris of people…I’m exquisite."

don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you.
things to remember  (via heartofthacards)

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

punkrockcow:

bacon-dragon:

famousmeat:

Zac Efron & Bear Grylls touch each other on Running Wild

Um…

I thought this was gay porn